I am Geek (See Me Roll For Damage)

In a paean to the game I'm not playing due to the illness of my DM, here is a rough character sheet for yours truly, IRL.

CH NM: (parcequilfaut)
RACE: honky
CLASS: hippie
SUBCLASS: natural philosopher
ALIGN: chaotic/good

STR: 10 (adjusted max press to 35 lbs)
DX: 6 (-2 on all hit dice rolls, -1 to all fine motor skills)
CON: 12
INT: 14
WIS: 12
CHR: 15

LEV: 10 (next levl at 100,000 XP)

WEAPON PROFICIENCIES: dagger, bola only (see character class restrictions)

NONWEAPON PROFICIENCIES: reading/writing (2 slots); religion (1 slot); smoking (1 slot); Spellcraft (1 slot); land-based animal (1 slot/feline only); cooking (1 slot); sewing (2 slots). Next proficiency at 12th level.

SECONDARY SKILLS: fisting (DM: See "The Lesbian's Handbook" for special rolls and items related to this specialization, pp. 68-72).

SPELLS:
1st level: Beastfriend, Edit Paper, Create Resume, Tie Headwrap.
2nd level: Bigby's Uncontrollable Laughter, Tongue of Scolding, Create Collage.
3rd level: Create Mix Tape, Retain Information.
4th level: Read Tome, Create Ritual
5th level (no fifth level spells until ch. reaches 12th level).


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Non geeks should leave a comment if they need an explanation. Geeks should advise me on my next proficiency slot.