Thoughts From the Hold Music
What do you get when you cross a healthy dose of paranoid anxiety with panentheistic solipsism, throw in a fake doctorate, encyclopedic knowledge of Robert Heinlein & a Masters of Mixology, add a dash of Discordian Hindu mysticism, give the result an addiction to the printed word in all its forms, and then employ it answering phones?
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Look at those huge eyes! What a beauty!
She doesn't look it, but she is the devil incarnate...a toe-monster, a 5 am yowler, a getter-on-top-of-the-altar....I am going to go to hell if she chews my Ganesh any more than she already has.
But she's MK's little adopted baby, and I love her. Someday she'll be too fat to get on top of the altar...I hope.
Ah! I know that yowl well! The "I am awake, why are you not acknowledging my fabulousness?" It just isn't the same, when you poke her at 3 PM, in the middle of HER nap either.
So. Very. Cute!
What color eyes does she have?
They're that kitty-cat greeny-yellow, where they look green or gold depending on the light.
She usually doesn't come to try and wake me up, she's past that point. She gets up in the window and screams like she's being slaughtered, and when I sit up startled thinking there's an early-morning cat fight requiring refereeing, she jumps out of the window and hides in the very back of the top shelf of the closet until I go back to sleep.
She kinda has the same huge eyes as Rasputin. If she starts cozying up to royalty, you might need to intervene to avoid any jealous nobles from trying to take her out of the occasion. She's not alligned with the Eastern Orthodox Church is she?
http://shots.oxo.li/hot/OXO-World/Gregori_Rasputin.jpg
No, she's not Orthodox. Near as I can figure, she's either a ceremonial magician or a member of the Sub-Genius.
She has the hypnotic eyes. And she does try to cozy up to visitors, while harassing everyone she knows will not bow to her whims.
Rasputkitty. I knew it.
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